Britney Spears on 'How I Met Your Mother'

Britney Spears has a guest spot on the CBS comedy How I Met Your Mother. The episode will air Monday March 24. The above clip is the promo you'd see if you watched CBS. But, really, who does that? Anyway, Britney Spears is some sort of nympho secretary who wants to have sex and go shopping which means the trades were right: It is a real stretch for the Frapped One. In the meantime, I asked my dad how he met my mother. He said he bought her from my grandfather in exchange for a bottle of whiskey and a Slim Jim. I laughed until he showed me the receipt. Then I cried because, after all these years, he still kept it. The old softie...

Thanks to Karl who's worth 1,000 Slim Jims. Unless they're extra spicy, then only 750.

Alan Jackson - Good Time

Year: 2008 Genre: Country Styles: Contemporary Country

Jackson's songs don't seem uninflected so much as just plain skimpy, but their word-shy inertia suggests a sly detumescence that only the very successful can imagine, let alone turn to the service of their a


1. Good Time Alan Jackson
2. Small Town Southern Man
3. I Wish I Could Back Up
4. Country Boy Alan Jackson
5. Right Where I Want You
6. 1976
7. When The Love Factor's High
8. Long Long Way
9. Sissy's Song
10. I Still Like Bologna
11. Never Loved Before (with Martina McBride)
12. Nothing Left To Do
13. Listen To Your Senses
14. This Time
15. Laid Back 'n Low Key (Cay)
16. If You Want To Make Me Happy
17. If Jesus Walked The World Today